ASTROLOGY IS FUN, BUT USELESS IN PREDICTING (3-2004) The motions of the stars and moon were much more important to our ancient ancestors than they are to most of us today. After all, there was no artificial lighting, other than campfires, in those days. So it is not surprising that the ancients paid close attention to the paths the stars seemed to take around the earth, or to the shapes they make when you connect the dots in the sky. These shapes are called constellations. Our ancestors noticed that certain constellations of stars seemed to travel in the same path as the sun. This path is called the ecliptic. The 12 constellations that are located within the ecliptic became known as the signs of the zodiac. The sign the sun was in at the time of one’s birth, became that person’s birth sign. But these ancient folk did not use scientific inquiry to help them find answers to their questions. They mainly used assumptions and anecdotal evidence to come up with their theories of the world. One of the earliest assumptions was that the relative positions of the planets, sun, and moon on the day you were born somehow could determine your personality traits. These star signs could also foretell your destiny, or so they thought. As people became more intelligent, some of the more enlightened members of the population began testing these early assumptions. Copernicus, Galileo, Kepler, and others slowly brought an end to the “laws” of nature as outlined by the philosopher Aristotle, who formed them simply by thinking about what seemed reasonable. But there is one remnant of the early pre-scientific era that just wouldn’t die. It’s astrology, not to be confused with the actual science of the stars, astronomy. Scientists who do research on images taken by the Hubble Space Telescope are astronomers. People who charge money to tell your fortune based on the alignment of the planets are charlatans. Most daily newspapers have an astrology column. Few have an astronomy column. Astrology is popular. So is astronomy, but people tend not to take it too personally. Astrology, on the other hand, by its very nature is personal. That might explain its longevity, and its continuing popularity. I can understand the use of astrology as an entertainment medium. Fortune cookies are fun to read, but nobody takes them seriously. Some people do take their horoscopes seriously, though. And these people need help. They need help in understanding that there is no mysterious force connecting the location of the moon on the day they were born with any future event in their lives. Although it might be a fun game to see how closely your horoscope matches your real life, some people use it to guide their decisions. I was speaking with one young lady the other day who said that her boss even uses a person’s birth sign as one criterion for hiring. Astrology, numerology, tarot cards, and similar phenomena are fine as party games. But one must not use any of them to help them make important decisions, especially decisions that might affect someone else’s life. There is no scientifically valid evidence to support the assumptions of astrology. For that reason, using it for anything other than pure entertainment is ill-advised.