IT’S PAST TIME FOR A CHANGE IN TIME (4-2003) Last Monday, I got myself a sandwich and sat down in my easy chair to watch “Whose Line is it, Anyway?” on the ABC Family Channel. But when I tuned my satellite receiver to channel 180, what I got instead was some hillbilly preacher. The next day, my daughter wondered why her favorite Learning Channel program didn’t record while she was at school. She has it set to record the show every day so she can watch it when she gets home. The culprit in both these TV disappointments turned out to be the time change, or more precisely, the lack of a time change in Indiana. Local TV stations adjust for our state’s backward timekeeping habits by using tape delay playback in order to keep network programs on at the same time year around. But cable and satellite channels don’t do any adjusting, so it is up to the viewers to rearrange their schedules or reset their VCRs to compensate. On the first Sunday in April each year, 94 percent of all the states in America, and a good deal of countries around the world, turn their clocks ahead one hour. Indiana does not. So we couch potatoes have to go through a sort of jet lag when it comes to our viewing schedules. We have to reset the timers on our VCRs so that our daily or weekly recorded programs don’t get missed. The shows on cable or satellite come on an hour earlier than they do during the winter months. Other things get messed up as well. I work at the Job Corps center, and I assist students in getting their high school diplomas through an online program. As an instructor, I have to grade the students’ submissions on my computer. But since the company that puts the curriculum online is not in Indiana, all the time stamps connected to the students’ submissions are an hour off. Occasionally, a VCR or a computer will automatically recognize when it’s time to turn the clock ahead or back, and do it for you automatically. That works great for every other state besides Indiana, Arizona, and Hawaii. But it messes things up for those of us in Indiana whose computers or VCRs aren’t smart enough to figure out that they are Hoosier devices. Indiana is worse off than those other two states in another way. We have slices of several counties in different locations around the state that do observe Daylight Saving Time. That really makes it confusing for those who visit relatives in those areas, or in neighboring states. Once again, Indiana’s time dilemma was debated in the General Assembly, but as usual, it didn’t get very far. And Rep. Julia Carson of Indianapolis has again introduced a bill in the House that would force Indiana to join the ranks of the other states and change time. But as it did the last time she introduced the bill, it is expected to fail. The state Chamber of Commerce, business leaders, broadcast media, and many other powerful lobby groups consistently pressure our lawmakers to change Indiana’s time law. It only makes good commercial sense in this age of interstate and international commerce. It also makes sense to us couch potatoes who have to scratch our heads every April and October when the rest of the world changes clocks. Perhaps, if we’re lucky, our stick-in-the-mud lawmakers will come to their senses and bring Indiana’s time in step with everyplace else. Only time will tell.