ALL’S FAIR IN WAR (4-2003) Consider this scenario of war: A country sends a large, well-trained and well-supplied army thousands of miles into another land in order to protect its interests and to protect the populace of the foreign land from upheaval. There is little doubt as to the outcome. The only questions are how long will it take and how many casualties will there be? And in the beginning, all goes as it should. However, before long the invading force is surprised to find that not everyone is playing fair. Some of the soldiers in the targeted country step out of their uniforms and start dressing like normal civilians. Rag-tag groups of civilian militia begin harassing supply lines and others fake surrender. The invading army is slowed down and suffers more casualties than expected because many of its enemy counterparts are not playing by the rules. They even go so far as to target officers, rob supplies, and resort to devious hoaxes in order to kill or capture the much more superior force that has invaded their land. Am I referring here to the war in Iraq? I probably could be, but I’m not. Those of you who have watched the movie, “The Patriot” may recognize the ploys of a group of militia in their endeavor to defeat the much more robust British Army during the American Revolution. In the movie, Mel Gibson plays Benjamin Martin, a former Colonial soldier who is opposed to going to war with the British, primarily because of his family. He has a son, however, that is bent on joining the Continental Army and fighting the Redcoats. When the Brits kill one of Martin’s sons as he looks on helplessly, he decides to plan an attack of revenge with his remaining sons in tow. He ambushes the officers that killed his son and slaughters them. That is the beginning of a militia campaign led by Martin. His men trick British Gen. Cornwallis out of his prize dogs, his new uniform, and his pride, not to mention ship loads of supplies. When Cornwallis confronts Martin on the inappropriateness of his actions and how, in war, there must be rules in order to prevent chaos, Martin agrees, just before tricking the general into releasing several of his captured militia men. We all know the outcome of that conflict: the Brits lost. Although there are a few parallels with Iraq, I am not implying that we are in eminent danger of losing the war, nor that Saddam’s civilian militia is justified in its fakery. They are not fighting for independence from an oppressive king (or other occupying force). And most of the civilians really do want to be liberated. I am suggesting, however, that the degree of surprise and outrage shown by many of us at the gall of some of Saddam’s forces might have been overdone. In a head-to-head conflict between the U.S. and Iraq, where both sides play by the rules of war, Iraq would have no chance. We know that and they know that. The only slim chance they might have is if they play by their own rules, and that means no rules at all. As long as the war lasts, until Saddam is killed or otherwise removed from power, we can expect his loyalists to use whatever means necessary to secure as many small victories as they can. And we shouldn’t be surprised at them for trying it all.