SOME VEGETARIANS ARE TOO MILITANT (5-2003) Let me start off by saying that I don’t have anything against any individual who has decided, for whatever reason, to be a vegetarian. Some of my best friends over the years have been vegetarians. I must admit, however, I do not completely understand vegetarianism. Not that my lack of understanding would make a difference to those who have chosen not to consume meat products, but I would still like an explanation. There doesn’t seem to be any religious reasons for being a vegetarian. I can’t find any proscription against eating meat in the bible. Jews seem to be convinced that God doesn’t want them to eat pork or lobster, while Hindus are equally convinced that eating beef is a no-no. But on the whole, there doesn’t seem to be anything against eating meat in general. There are those who claim to avoid meat for health reasons. I’m not sure exactly where these people got their nutrition facts, but the real fact is eating meat is a healthy and natural way for humans to get their daily protein requirements. Our ancestors ate meat – a lot of meat. Anthropology studies indicate that we did eat seeds and, when available, some fruit. But the staple of our human diet has always been meat. And, contrary to what was once believed, most primates consume meat on a regular basis. Our nearest living relative, the chimpanzee, even forms hunting parties occasionally. Nutritionists, in fact, always advise their vegetarian clients to make sure they substitute just the right kinds of non-meat food products so that their vitamin B and amino acid needs are met, since the typical American fruit and vegetable fair is deficient in these essential nutrients. The best way to get them is by eating meat. Now, there are those who claim that they do not like the taste and/or texture of meat. But there are as many varieties of meat as there are vegetables. It’s difficult to believe that they can find no variety or method of preparation that isn’t revolting to them. And then there are the militant vegetarians. They are not only vegetarians themselves, they want everybody to be vegetarians – even vegans. Vegans are those who not only refuse to eat meat, but refuse to use any kind of animal product at all, such as eggs, butter, leather, or feathered quill pens. One such militant vegetarian organization is PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Hey, I have no qualms about treating animals ethically, but some people take it too far. After all, animals are under the domain of humans, both from an evolutionary standpoint and a biblical one. One example of the PETA folks getting carried away comes from Hamburg, NY. Yes, the town claims to be the home of where that all-American dish – the hamburger – got its start. PETA recently offered the town $15,000 to change its name to Veggieburg. The town fathers quickly declined the offer. “We’re proud of our name and proud of our heritage,” said Patrick Hoak, town supervisor. A few years ago, PETA pressured another New York village to change its name from Fishkill to Fishsave. The town was founded by Dutch settlers in the 1600s. “Kill” is the Dutch term for “stream.” Perhaps if these PETA folks were getting all the right kinds of protein and B-complex vitamins, the kind gotten from eating animal flesh, they wouldn’t be so up in arms all the time. After all, if God had not meant for us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of meat.