POOR INTERVIEWING HABITS (4-2003) The news media, especially on TV, were voracious for anything related to Jessica Lynch, her capture, or her rescue. It was the biggest story of the day. Lynch was the 19-year-old POW whose unit took a wrong turn in Iraq and ended up in enemy hands. She had a couple of broken bones at least, and perhaps a gunshot wound. But she was finally safe and sound, thanks to some CIA intelligence and a brave rescue unit that went in and got her. It was admittedly a big news story. And if the TV commentators had stuck with reporting it, I would not be compelled to write this column. But the news anchors, as they often do in situations like this, turned Miss Lynch and her family into a sideshow. Interviews with Lynch’s parents were broadcast on all the major networks. One or two even showed more than one interview as each network maneuvered to get exclusive coverage of the family. I was embarrassed for the family members who had to put up with it, and for the networks themselves for coming up with some of the lamest questions one could imagine under such a circumstance. “What were your feelings when you first heard about your daughter’s capture?” “What did you think when they told you she had been rescued?” “How did you feel when you found out your daughter had been rescued?” “Who told you she was rescued?” “When they called you, who answered the telephone?” “What are you going to do when she gets home?” I had to turn the channel when Katie Couric of the Today Show was interviewing Lynch’s father. It just got far too embarrassing for me, knowing that Couric was embarrassing herself. The behavior of TV news interviewers has often sunk to new levels of bleakness. Every time there is a disaster they come armed with the same old bag of trite questions: “How did it make you feel knowing that your home was destroyed by a tornado?” To begin with, I personally don’t need to know the deep inner feelings of someone who has just undergone a tragedy or even someone who has just overcome one. I can imagine how I would feel and I can make the obvious assumption that those involved are feeling pretty much the same way. I don’t need a TV anchor person butting in on my behalf and asking the obvious. And on a related note, even in the absence of tragedy, it remains a favorite game of TV anchors to interview the “man in the street.” Whether the subject is high gasoline prices (“How do you feel about having to pay $1.85 per gallon for gas?”), or a story on someone who has gone to war (“If you could tell your friend who is on the front line as we speak anything at all, what would it be?”), the relevance to me is almost nil. After all, I know how I would feel about spending $1.85 for a gallon of gasoline, so I don’t need some Bozo reporter asking a stranger what he thinks of the deal. And if I had a friend on the front line, my personal thoughts for him would be just that – personal. If TV news shows don’t have enough hard news to report, perhaps they shouldn’t be on the air for 24 hours a day. I tune in to hear and see the latest real news, not to listen to interviewers toss hackneyed questions at some poor soul who has just undergone some tragic event.