AUTUMN IS HERE AND IT’S THE BEST (10-2003) This is the first full week of autumn, and once again I'm glad to see that it is here. It is, after all, my favorite season. Folks living in temperate regions, like Indiana, have an advantage that they get to see four different views of Mother Nature's personality. It's less boring than those who live, say, in Hawaii where it's 82 degrees all year. Of course, if you like temperatures in the 80s 365 days a year, then I guess Hawaii wouldn't be so bad. Personally, I like a little variety. Once upon a time, I loved winter. I still like snow and a little nip in the air during the Christmas season, but when the holidays are over, I'm read for winter to be over, too. It just never happens that way. Fall is best, from my point of view, because it not only is the prettiest season, it also offers mild, sunny days and cool, crisp nights. That's my idea of perfect weather. It usually doesn't rain a lot in the fall either. Of course, there are exceptions. This has been the second rainiest September on record and it's not over yet. I have never really been a big fan of summer. That's primarily because I'm not a big fan of hot weather. It's just too uncomfortable and stifling. This summer wasn't so bad, though. It had far fewer days in the 90s than an average summer. Although I like it when winter finally ends, spring is only welcome because it breaks the cold, damp monotony of winter. Certainly, the temperature starts to improve. But springtime weather is much too volatile. Strong storms, tornadoes, and damaging winds are much more common in the spring. Most people would probably say they enjoy the summer best. It's a good thing, because summer is the longest of the four seasons. That's right; spring is three of four days longer than winter. Consider that autumn doesn't begin until September 23, two days later than most seasons. And February, the shortest month by at least a couple of days, is in the winter. Taken together, these two quirks of the calendar mean that summer is a bit longer than winter. Scientifically, the difference in length can be explained by the shape of Earth's orbit around the sun. It's not perfectly circular, but elliptical. That means the earth is a little closer to the sun during one part of its orbit and father away at another part. When it's farther away, it moves slower, so it takes longer to get through the season. And the season when earth is farthest from the sun, ironically, is summer. When I was younger, I used to fantasize about moving north, to a state that had cool summers and cold winters. Upper Michigan came to mind. Later on I found myself thinking more and more that I would prefer to live somewhere with a milder climate during both winter and summer. Perhaps somewhere near the coast would be better. But then, I realized that anywhere I might live, there would always be some kind of disadvantage. The East Coast has its hurricanes; the North has its blizzards, and the West has its earthquakes. The Plains states have colder winters and hotter summers than Indiana. So, even though it's far from perfect, I've decided that Indiana's climate isn't so bad. At least it offers some magnificent fall foliage. And I'm anticipating a good show in the coming few weeks.